Post by TGC Admin on May 31, 2008 0:05:32 GMT -5
A lone space ship drifts through the dark black space. Everything seems normal but there is a feeling of foreboding within the air . . . well vacum of space. Inside the space ship is a very disturbed robot.
"Finally, I, Evil Emporer Zurg, will finally destroy Buzz Lightyear of Star Command in the most pansy way possible: with massive amounts of BOMBS! YAY BOMBS!"
"the bombs are ready your most evil empoererness," a minon said saluting the pansy robot.
"Excelent. In a mere exageratedly slow ten second countdonw Buzz Lightyear will cease to exist!"10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
(Pushes big red button)
"Yes my arch nemisis is now destroyed. damn. Now what am I going to do with all my spare time. I suppose I could call mom, but that's never turned out well. Oh what the hell is that?" Zurg asked as he was inturupted by his internal monologue. A huge firery bird was rushing torwars his starship and was now on his ship. "Hey it's a woman."
"You stupid moron!" The red headed woman yelled. She was done in a white and gold spandex uniform. "Do you have any idea what you have done!"
"Um . . . no," Zurg said taking a step back.
"You just blased a football sized hole into the space time continum. DO you know what that means!"
"No . . . " Zurg said as he cowered.
"It means that I have to put all of you moorons in the White Hot Room in the Crown of the Phoenix!"
"Phoenix? Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"Obviously not!"
"Um is it one of those special times where you know you don't feel all that happy and sometimes chocolate helps. Do you want some? I have a candy bar?" Zurg said as he handed out a milkeyway bar.
"No it is not that time of the month! I always get pissed off when people do stupid stuff when I'm trying to come back to life.
"So you are dead!"
"Die Moron!" Phoenix said as she flamed Zurg with her Phoenixey firery awesomeness. "Now I've got to compile hundresds of universes into my living room. Fun. Maybe Nova can help." And with that the phoenix left the starship in order to pursue her great yet unwanted task.
"Ouch."
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